Los Angeles, CA-- Halloween is only three months away and there is an item everyone will want to have. The hideous mask is very scary. It is the Michael Jackson Halloween costume, and it comes in three varieties.
The first Halloween costume is called Pepsi Michael, and it shows Michael just after his Pepsi commercial accident in 1984. A big chunk of hair is missing on the mask and Michael has an agonizing, scary look on his face. The one-glove costume is more expensive on this model. Pictures of little boys falling out of the pockets also cost extra.
The second model is Pedo Michael, circa 1993. Michael had changed races and sexes by that time, and the plastic surgery had already taken a devastating toll. The rubber nose on the mask is detachable.
The third Halloween costume is expected to be the best seller. It is called Dead Michael, and it will shock everyone who sees it. Dead Michael is a skeleton, wearing a cheap plastic wig. Needles stick out of Dead Michael's sunken chest. A nice addition on this model is a bag of air, hidden in the right arm. When squeezed, the bag of air sounds just like Michael sucking in his final breathe. It should be great at Halloween parties!