LONDONISTAN, UK: Former dictator and "winner of losing wars" (e.g. Kargil), little man Musharraf has decided to shun Supreme Court summons and upon the advice of his new "Best best friends" (cronies) has launched his own political party -the Pervez Musharraf League [PML].
The lying dick-tator/President and spinner of yarns who was forced to resign over a year ago has been traveling the globe "lecturing think tanks" and anybody else who needs to get a life on his unique "brand of dumbocrazy." Legend in his own mind Mushy had been sitting tight hoping for another military coup which would allow him to return as he said "like Napoleon from Elba"
But with his hand-picked Army and ISI chiefs not delivering and faced with the humiliation of being dumped by his "King's Party" cohorts [the infamous PML-Q], he now feels he has to resort to new duplicitous measures - Plan B.
Enter his new band of boot-lickers - wealthy, corrupt countrymen who have been in self-imposed exile in Londonistan - the welcoming home of crooks from all over the world. This merry band of 'patriots' feel their needs would be best served with Mushy back at the helm - ergo the new party.
A jet-black hair-dyed spokesperson for this motley crew told Spoof.com "Our funds are drying out and we need to get our fingers back into the Pak till. Mushy is our best bet. We feel launching this new party will distance him from all the previous crooks, thugs, corrupt raiders of the national exchequer and redeem his image. That is why we have become his new 'clean' supporters.
Life in Londonistan is great, we have bought up many posh properties and we can even rule Pak as a 'government in exile'. It's a brilliant idea and your silly Milibland will go for it as long as he can depose his Party's leader! nudge-nudge ;-) ;-) "