Written by AdamE071

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Topics: McDonalds

Monday, 27 July 2009

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The worldwide fast-food outlet's Ronald McDonald has unmasked himself after being abused on the internet by hundreds of children via his Facebook homepage.

The Man behind the make-up said to the President/Director of McDonalds "I have been abused by hundreds of obese kids from around the world over the last couple of years, and i just can't take it anymore, and i can't be seen in face paint and big red shoes any more..."

The man under the make-up, is Trevor McDonald, the News Reader. He wishes not to talk to anybody at this moment in time, as of course, hes embarrassed.

The news reader, has taken time out of his job to get his head around things, his spokesperson says "We do not want any press, annoying him at this moment in time, as he is very depressed and upset".

The President of McDonalds asked a spokesperson to say this "I am very upset to say that Trevor has gone, but now there is a place open for Ronald."

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