French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been identified as the source of Swine Flu in France after he was taken ill whilst out jogging in Paris today.
The 54-year-old pig was running around the Chateau of Versailles, when he started to have convulsions, and was whisked away by Secret Service officials, and taken to a hospital for further tests.
Medical eperts at the Michel Platini Hospital in Paris later spoke to reporters, and said:
"Il est un cochon. Je suis un cochon. Chacun en France est un cochon. Nous sommes un pays de cochons!"
The headline of this story, despite claiming that the French President is the source of Swine flu, is merely speculative, and the story itself is fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. The author will not be held responsible for any of the details contained within this story or any other that he has written, as he is completely raving bonkers, and hasn't got a clue what he is going on about.