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Sunday, 19 July 2009

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Mrs Rough Son Johnny, the real eminence grise behing her husband's meteoric rise to power

Tehran - (Rioters): Former Iranian President Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani has flamed protest about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's spurious general election results by voicing grave doubts about where all the bodies are buried.

As the country's head of the the Bleedin' Obvious Expediency Council that mediates in government ministry spats and leader of the National Assembly of Double-Speak Experts that upholds subsequent adjudications Rafsanjani is a powerful figurehead.

He once called on Tehran's notorious religious police to examine their own genitals for signs of apostacy after getting a right bollocking from the Missus.

His radical women's rights lawyer wife had complained of being stalked by Ministry of Vice officers after she accidentally donned a pair of tights over her head instead of the traditional women's veil.

It took him a mere six months to erase from public records any mention of the accompanying 'sawn-off shotgun bit' that was hanging over Mrs R like a dark and menacing raincloud.

Ayatollah Khomenei was one daft bastard.

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