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Friday, 17 July 2009

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Michael Jackson has been reincarnated and has returned to earth claims Tibetan monk Lobsang Rampa. The monk claims he meditated for many hours and had a vision of Jackson being reincarnated as a kitten minutes after his death. The kitten was born in Easterhouse in Glasgow.

With six bodyguards for protection we ventured into Easterhouse in Glasgow which is one of the toughest areas not only in Glasgow but anywhere in the world to see if there was any news of kittens born in any of the houses recently.

We were directed to the house of Marydoll McManus who said her cat had five kittens only minutes after Jackson was pronounced dead. We asked could we see the kittens and she said does it matter if they are black or white.

We did see one kitten that had a completely black body with a white face and a very thin nose for a cat but nothing could be proved conclusively. In the way out we bumped into local hardman Jimmy "Slasher" McGraw who said "If you see a cat roon here wae a tail its a toorist"

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