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Thursday, 16 July 2009

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Followers of the second coming of the great prophet Zog have descended at stonhenge to pray for his return.

Their leader James Robertson believes that Zog will return to earth to sort out all earths problems for the good of mankind. Zog was according to his followers bible the book of Zog born 5000 years ago in a cave in China. He was born of a virgin and went on to perform great miracles throughout his life until he was crucified by the Chinese authorities. Historian David Black says it is all pure fiction like all religious stories.

Every single Prophet in history including Jesus Christ, Horus, Attis, Krishna, Dionysus, Mithra etc were all born on December 25th of a virgin, all had 12 disciples, performed miracles and were crucified and rose from the dead three days later.

The odds of all prophets having exactly the same history is so astronomically long that you could not find a sheet of paper long enough to write down the odds involved.

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