Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Education, Canada

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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If the little bastard would only listen then Canada would have a thriving economy

Kanadeean job sekers are fayling to apli for jobs sucksessfuly becose theyr spelin is not up to a gud enuf standahd. Now the Canadeean gufernment want to insest that standahds of spelin in Torontoh skools impruves so that the vacahnsees are all feeld and that eferybodi in Kanada has a job.

Miztakcks are ovten down to bad spelin and pour granma. Granma will no longa be aloud to help wif ani aplicashuns. She iz zed to bee rafer angree at this dezishun.

Kanaideean spoackesperzon Jorn Klorde Pettyhome zed "I really hope that standards in Canadian schools improve soon. I have seen applications which are frankly not good enough. It is damaging our economy. Education is an important tool in the war on the recession."

Wot a sho ov.

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