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Saturday, 10 July 2004

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"Geb a koek, Hans Blix der Sperminator".

The World Court yesterday held that the Israeli wall is a political rather than security matter. A spokesmen for the court confirmed that as result of the Israeli's building without town planning consent, the wall had to come down.

Hans Blix former UN weapons inspector and now WC wall assessor, had raced to the scene early in April. He immediately informed his employers that "there were no signs of a wall anywhere".

The WC raced Blix to China so as to acquaint him with the concept of a wall before rushing him back to Israel (by his mother he's a wall assessor).

Blix complained that Premier Ariel Sharon had tricked him by saying : "You tink it's a vall, ven I look at it mit my left eye it looks wallish but if I screw up my face and look mit der underer it looks like a squash court".

Raanan Gissin Sharon's spokesman told Blix : "Faygella, it looks like a wall but it isn't really a wall, a wall has bricks cemented together ; these are pieces of cement bricked together ; when the builder told us he was putting it up ten feet we thought he was speaking about shoes how could we know the shmock would be building walls while everyone was having a shlof?"

Yasser Arafat having just returned from a shopping spree was delighted : "It is a great day for justice in the Middle East. I cannot commend the world community highly enough in recognizing the plight of the people here. I am a great exponent of human rights and I'd love to tell you more but I have to go and strap explosives on a 12 year old."

Asked whether he would now return all the "donor money" he had borrowed, Arafat was outraged : "Let's not allow ourselves to be distracted with side issues. That wall must come down so that young Palestinians can have more room to blow themselves and others up".

The UN has apparently called in former wall assessor Hans Blix to do an audit on Arafat. Asked whether he believed the P.A Financials would disclose widespread misapropriation of funds, Blix said that he didn't have time to waste, as he was on his way to a hardware store to buy a handle, so he could wind up the estate.

Next : Hans Blix : World troubleshooter or premature ejaculator? - Perhaps you'd rather see the movie : "Sperminator II (this time it's venereal)

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