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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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He's doing his part, how about you?

World leaders at the G8 Summit Meeting approved a motion to limit global warming to a maximum of a two degree celcius increase. This is the first agreement on any matter pertaining to global warming among the group.

Outside of the meeting, United States President Barack Obama told reporters that "We are going to take this seriously in my country. I'm going to write a presidential order that says that everyone is supposed to leave their doors open and their windows cracked in the summer. We want everyone's air conditions, be they refrigerated air or swamp coolers), to help lower the temperature. We'd also like people to put their automobile air conditioning on full blast and drive with their windows rolled down."

"I don't want it to be said that my country is not doing their part to stop global warming!"

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