Written by Earl Grey

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Topics: China, G8

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Chinese leader Sun Leeve Job walked out of the G8 summit in disgust earlier today. He is said to have been very disappointed at the standard of protests in Italy. One insider said "He came here feeling a little homesick. He wanted some really big riots, but we failed to deliver. He let it be known that if things didn't improve then he was off. And that's exactly what he has done."

Situations back in China are much more to his liking where minority groups are being shot by Police. Italy these days is far too tame for despotic world leaders. The spread of democracy has damaged the way protests are controlled.

Sun Leeve Job said "Not one fucking brick! It's pathetic."

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