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Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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Quick! Grab Her Arse!

The ex-wife of that dead guy who spent a lot of time grabbing his crotch, squealing "OW!" and walking backwards today popped a proper hissy fit when one of theSpoof.com's team allegedly touched her arse as she pushed through a crush of press outside her LA home.

"Don't you touch me!" Rowe screeched. "Take your hands off me! Don't you fuckin' touch me!"

Our reporter denied emphatically that he had touched Rowe's arse:

"I was at least ten feet away from her, so how could I have touched her arse? Unless I'm fucking Elastic Man. Stupid cow is barking mad. Besides which, she's a proper troll anyway. And if anybody DID touch her arse, which I doubt, it was probably that guy from The Pun."

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