Dressed to kill, the Obama family winged into a freezing, wet and windy Moscow for a wild - west showdown with Mein Herr Putin and his notorious slave sidekick, "Charles Manson Lookalike" Dmitry Medvedev.
Obamas family left the US dressed in bright, colourful costumes, but quickly changed their tones to greys, browns and blacks to match the atmosphere in the Kremlin!
Obama wishes to convince his Russian counterparts that communism and capatilism are basically the same thing, corrupt as the Mafia!
Putin (ancestor of RasPUTIN, evil eyed, sex-crazed monk, shagged all the Tsars and their wives!) wishes only one thing, Amercian finance to build a new "Las Siberian Vegaski" in Siberia, after being forced to close down all Russian casinos in their main cities!
Obama just wants peace and quiet, a holiday "Datscha-Villa" on the Black Sea, and get rid of 30.000.00 jurassic "Nukes" on both sides!
"Manson" Medvedev has nothing to say anyway, so he can fuck off, continue to terrorise the Russian people and leave the big business to Obama and (Ras)Putin.
Obama feels if he can convince Putin that both super powers are basically the same, have common goals, are corrupt, run by the Mafia, open up the new "Las Siberian Vegaski", shake hands over a cup of Russian tea laced with vodka, then his trip would have been worthwhile and the family can change back into their colourful, bright clothes and get the fucking hell out of there!