In a protest of Americans celebrating their Independence Day, North Korea fired seven ballistic missiles at the United States on July 4th. None of the targeted missiles hit the United States, as all fell harmlessly into the Sea of Japan after only flying 200 miles.
North Korea considered the launch a success, saying in an official release that "lots of Americans will not get thier tuna sandwiches for lunch next month because of the destructive power of our defense program."
In Washington, President Barack Obama apologized to Korea for the acts of aggression by his country and promised them that he would give them the part of the country that he did not turn over to the Moslem world.
He also offered to send over a team from the Jet Propulsion Laboratories to help North Korea strengthen their missile program and become more accurate in the future.
Oprah Winfrey approved this message of peace, love, and friendship towards to beloved people of North Korea and their benevolent leader.