Written by Scott Nairns
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Topics: Michael Jackson

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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The whole world today rejoiced in the news that the Jackson family have agreed to put Michael 'The King Of Pop' Jackson's body on show in the famous waxworks.

As the news spread quickly that the family had decided against having the body melted down and made into 'Mikey Dolls', some of Jackson's furious young fans said they'd rather have the dolls so they could 'play with Michael'.

Weirdo Jackson, who claimed he was an Alien and ate live chickens to a scum reporter, also had the worlds biggest collection of used chewing gum!

A spokesperson said, "We're Delighted to be having Michael, he's sure to be a an interesting addition, you just can't Beat It!"

She added,

"His only genuine remaining organ, his heart, will be removed and sold on Ebay for a Trillion Dollars"

The Royal Bank Of Scotland are said to be interested.

Jackson may have been the worlds most annoying and over-rated singer in history but will always be remembered for his acting, playing 'The Cat' in the highly successful Sci-fi comedy, Red Dwarf.

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