Iranian President Ahmadinejad is seeking out information on how to deal with the Iranian vote recount from former US President George Bush. Ahmadinejad is at the center of protests in Iran concerning the Presidential election and the accusations of fraud that has brought crowds into the streets to protest his alleged win. Although sworn enemies, Ahmadinejad has offered to pay for Bush's flight to meet on neutral ground- the tropical island of Trinidad.
"I need help from someone who has experience with getting votes to go his way." said the Iranian President in a private interview. "Who would know better than the man who took the 2004 election away from Al Gore. He is an imperialist infidel warmonger of course, but underneath all that he is a really decent guy."
Conferring with Bush seemed to give Ahmadinejad some insight on how to deal with the problem. "Having a brother in the political structure of the area in question appears to be a major asset. Also having a hit man like Cheney is a plus."
After the meeting Ahmadinejad and Bush could be seen carousing about town and enjoying the local waters. At last sight they were seen arms clasped around each others shoulders entering a titty bar with fists full of dollar bills.