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Saturday, 27 June 2009

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Today (26-June-09) the Internet literately exploded under the overwhelming weight of Michael Jackson tributes.

A staggering 25 Billion Billion Billion lines of comment about the dysfunctional child star where posted on literally millions and millions of pointless blogs, and thousands of thousands of so called media outlets, causing a substantial blockage and build up of trivial bile leading to the eventual explosive release of gallons of excrement across desktops all over the world.

'It was like a huge wave of s***t, a virtual tsunami. One minute I was twittering my own emotional insight and the next thing it was up to my knees.', Comments J Jonson, an Internet grooming specialist and Michel Jackson 'Fan'.

Of the worst hit today was on line video jukebox YourTube a spokesman stated 'It is going to cost hundreds millions of dollars to clean all our servers and get them back on line to meet the demand of all the users who want to watch the hundreds of thousands of M.J. videos. the demand is unprecedented. He's even more popular dead then when he was alive'.

The authorities issued information for those affected by today's devastation is stay off the internet and watch T.V. instead as there is bound to be literately hundreds of tribute shows over the next few months to help you cope.

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