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Saturday, 27 June 2009

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Jacko's chimp bubbles has already been plastinated

Los Angeles - (Rotters): Flashing an official Deed of Gift signed by the late Michael Jackson's royal Bahraini family creditors plastination nutter Dr Gunther Von Hagens-Daz stormed his way into an LA court room today demanding the immediate seizure of Michael Jackson's body from cold storage facilities guarded by Joseph Jackson security staff.

"Ya, I may not own Michael's soul but I certainly own his body!" Von Hagens-Daz chirped at astonished media reporters.

"The actual contract was for $10 million," the doctor added, "and was signed by all the Jackson family so Michael could be plastinated in polyurethane and exhibited for posterity next to his preserved chimpanzee Bubbles."

The beloved former primate companion is on permanent exhibit at the AEG's O2 Arena in London.

A judge is expected to rule on the issue after the weekend.

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