Written by Lightning Conductor
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Topics: Iran

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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Ahma Gonnafixit pictured Rigging the Iranian Elections.

Ahma Gonnafixit the official Iranian vote rigger has had to go & lie down for a bit after a hectic vote rigging campaign left him tired and emotional.

Ahma, known locally as "That guy we can't mention" is well known throughout Persia for his rigging skills.

The Ayatollah was my biggest success & after rigging that French Vote & getting him released to bring harmony and peace to Iran I realised that I was a master rigger beamed the Master Fixer or Grand Poobar of Faluki to give him his official title.

Our reporter has now been ordered to leave Tehran for talking to people and generally taking the piss but he was able to confirm that the Political Temperature was beginning to cool, unlike the Iranian Girls who were so hot they smouldered!

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