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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Dirt and dust devil takes Hellion to Hades

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had just denounced the hundreds of thousands of demonstrators in the streets of Iran's major cities as dirt and dust when a cyclonic wind swept up dirt and dust and the newly re-elected President into the air in a whirling dervish-like tornado.

Crowds cheered for Allah to be praised and that Mohammed receive unlimited thanks as the cyclone carried the Holocaust denying and democracy hating tyrant over the horizon.

Witnesses in a far off region of Iran saw the dust and dirt flume and watched in amazement as it came to earth at the legendary cave called the doorway to hell. Kicking and screaming as the cyclone dragged the dictator into the cave and down underground.

A witness to the phenomenon said that it was the dust and the dirt that defeated the cruel demagogue.

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