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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Spoof Magazine Nude Centerfold to Debut With Scratch Off Bikini on Madame Bitters' Bod!

Feeling the pinch of encroaching creditors, TheSpoof.com editor in chief Mark "Huff" Lowton announced today that he would begin pandering to the puerile by adding a pull out nude section to the struggling, some would say dying, magazine section of this on line humour medium.

While some would say it's about time, other's were concerned that it would lower the high standard of exceptional writing on the always politically correct web site that prided itself on the King's English, while also occasionally looking the other way to accommodate some of the less couth cousins who contributed from across the Pond in a spirit of comradeship.

In keeping with the independent nature of the site, a recent Forum poll unanimously voted for the well stacked Texas Contributor known as Madame Bitters to grace the first centerfold.

Ms. Bitters has often likened herself to icon Marylyn Monroe, and it is only fitting that like Monroe, who first graced the inaugural addition of Playboy, MB should be the first with staples in her navel on the Spoof, to go along with what we can only assume are her additional piercings in keeping with her generation.

There was some spirited dissent from former contributors, who though long absent, occasionally appear to voice their opinion, or at the very least enjoy stirring the pot and fucking over current more popular writers with their jealous twits and snide remarks under various covers.(LOL)

Those interlopers, now put aside as merely scorned and aging Queens, can no longer hold sway over the more popular tide of the current and articulate Spoof Agenda ie; those that can write a coherent sentence.

Some contributors, with little patience, have likened these wrinkled crones to aging Cruisers long past their prime that have outlived their youthfulness as well as their usefulness.

Most have agreed, Aging Queens should be put out to the Breakers with nare but a scant notice of their passing, for while they enjoy the sound of their own horn in a thick fog, a short toot in the nite on a well worn whistle will certainly suffice to mark their overdue passing.

Spoof Photographer Earl "the perv" Grey has been dispatched with a healthy expense allowance to travel to Texas, USA, to photograph the photogenic Madame Bitters in all her glowing, glistening, fulsome , globed glory.

Earl has promised a few surprise wrinkles in the photo shoot, not to include the fair skinned well toned Madame, and said his shots should send the first edition of the Spoof through the roof, and will probably garner over 25M hits on Youtube. He further claims Mdm. Bitters won't even have to sing one single note!

Editor Lowton sez he's getting hard just thinking about it!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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