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Thursday, 18 June 2009

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A tone of cocaine hidden inside bodily crevices...

Yucatan - (Toxic Money Laundering Ass Mess): Mexico's naval drug patrols have busted twenty evil loan sharks after finding a tonne of cocaine hidden inside their bodily crevices.

"Something smelled very fishy," Mexican Navy Commander Eduardo Villa commented as the massive haul was physically extracted from the accused.

In the dock are Ramiro 'The Hoover' Lopez, 25, Ramiro 'el Rambo'Martinez, 24, Orlando 'el Chuletas' - The Meat Chops - Santaolalla, 23, and Rodrigo 'el Gordo Brooni' Ramirez, also known as The Fat Cat.

Also seized were 2,000 guns, 278,000 cartridges, 14,662 rounds and three Russian Tupovlev-class submarines.

Interpol described today's seizure as yet another scalp for CIA drug informer and Antiguan-based hedge fund fraud accused Sir Alan Stanford.

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