Written by Skoob1999
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Topics: Barack Obama, Murder, fly

Thursday, 18 June 2009

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G-Fly - Spreading Germs On A Watermelon Near You.

The son of a fly, cruelly swatted by US President Barack Obama during a TV interview, today extracted vengeance, according to the fly.

In a carefully guarded statement, the fly revealed its revulsion at the President's casual murder of it's father before going on to reveal how it engineered it's revenge.

The fly flew into a DC ghetto and landed on every piece of dogshit it could find, unfurling it's proboscis on each one and lapping up the bugs before returning to Pennsylvania Avenue, ducking security, and depositing its germs on all the watermelons on the White House lawn (as featured in a leading Republican's e-mail)

The fly then went on to buzz around DC resident Chaz Windsor's DC apartment, annoying him because it kept buzzing around while he was trying to watch American Idol on TV. Windsor attempted a mafia style hit on the fly with a rolled up newspaper but was unsuccessful as the fly fled through an open window.

The fly, aged 9 days, said of its attempt to bug Obama by spreading its shitty bacteria over his reportedly staple diet:

"If I don't succeed in killing him, at least I hope to give him the shits."

More fly related frolics as they come in.

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