Tehran,Iran/ Backdoor Erection News - Iran erupted in FLAMING revolt after the recent Presidential election which was actually a referendum on gay and lesbian rights sponsored by GLSEN, a US activist group responsible for pushing Gay and Lesbian education starting in kindergarden and bending the minds of youngsters as young as 5 in the United States.
Kevin Jennings, recently appointed by US Secretary of Education Arne Duncan to the post of Assistant Deputy Secretary in the office of Drug Free Schools, has been the spokesman for GLSEN and recently announced his efforts of educating the masses of Iranians in the art of gay love making techniques during a stint in Iran funded by former President Jimmy Carter and working under the covers in Iran for the past 10 years under the guise of Homos for Humanity, providing single wide mobile homes for the oppressed.
Jennings said he had received the blessing of US House Banking Chairman Rep. Barney Frank amongst others, in oder to bring a gay life style out of the closet and into the homes of most Iranians and force them into the 21st century, or at least into the realm of everyday life in San Francisco and certain sections of Massachusetts. Jennings said the latest actions in Iran have proven that GAY education for children pays off at the polls.
Jennings went on to say the revolt was in protest of current President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who claimed at the UN General Assembly that there were NO homosexuals in Iran, and challenger Mir Hussein Mousaui who claimed there were hundreds of thousands of Homosexuals in Iran but that they were locked up in closets by Mullahs and weren't allowed out to vote.
Apparently the recent Presidential vote which claimed Ahmadinejad had received over 70% of the popular vote was not believed by the average gay Iranian who had managed to vote by Cell Phone in the election while hanging around in their closet gasping for air and choking their chicken.
A recent census pole taken by Iranian ACORN volunteers in the country had estimated that over 65% of the population was now gay, and no longer indulged in heterosexual activities, while the indigenous camel and sheep population had exploded.
US Accounting CZAR Hal A. Peno has been appointed by an independent counsel to verify the electorate votes and has already indicated that he feels unconditionally that a fraud has been perpetrated on the Iranian people, and that "the Iranians are getting fucked up the ass yet again..."