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Wednesday, 17 June 2009

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No flies on these three after it's revealed that Obama is a pro bog sitting fly-swatter!

Barack Obama caught sensationally swatting a fly whilst being interviewed on CNBC has now been revealed as a mega-spoof.

Obama asked the CNBC especially to release a fly during the interview so as to enhance his "I'm as normal as the guy next door image."

The TRUTH is that Obama had been practising fly-swatting for several weeks now, perfecting the hand movements whilst sitting on the throne in the White House bog!

Washington has been experiencing a fly invasion this spring and the White House is no exception, especially the bog rooms, re-designed for the Obama family to give them the "Memphis Swamp effect" and that has been attracting the attention of swarms of the bastards!

Obama has used this situation to perfect his swatting technique and as mentioned above, gladly showed the human race he is human after all!

When asked if he cared about the dead fly Barack answered "I just love my chicken man, and those fucking flies are an enormous pestulance when I's outside Bar-B-Q-ing, so good riddance to the shit."

After the interview the CNBC phone lines experienced a meltdown as animal rights protesters, vegetarians, vegans and Gays stormed the TV station protesting about the fact that Obama is human after all and just loves to kill those pesty fucking flies!

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