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Topics: Iraq, cheese

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

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"Eat Iraq Cheese with teeth" claims the makers of 'Iraq Cheese'

The sale of cheese from Iraq, named 'Iraq Cheese' has risen 450% in the last 3 months.

Many believe the reason for this is the consumer's curiosity of what Iraq's cheese tastes like. Also the price is amazingly good value for money, at just £1.06 for four kilograms.

Some say the cheese is great, with one customer stating "'Iraq Cheese' is like a weapon of mass
deliciousness." Other aren't quite so keen with another customer saying "'Iraq Cheese' is like a weapon of mass consumer dissatisfaction. I didn't even know they had cows in Iraq lets alone cheese."

Despite the split opinion, the Iraqi cheese is outselling rivals including cheeses from Finland, Bulgaria and Greenland.

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