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Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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Not Much Love And Peace In Iran At Present

Horrendous scenes unfolding in Iranian capital Tehran, where we believe foreign journalists are being thrown out of the country, especially that bloke from Sky, who seems to attract trouble like a magnet.

Violence flared as thousands of followers of opposition leader Mir Hossein Mousavi poured into the streets claiming that the recent election was rigged in favour of incumbent President Ahvejustscoredthewinnerdad.

Riot police and Basij members were set upon by the angry mob. We heard of people throwing themselves to the ground and viciously headbutting riot batons, we heard about people hurling themselves into the path of bullets and hijacking ambulances and buses in order to start trouble at hospitals and doctors' surgeries.

Multiple stories emerged of outraged demonstrators hitting riot police about their feet and fists with their faces and groins.

President Ahvejustscoredthewinnerdad has declared a state of uncertainty.

More if they don't kick us out of the country.

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