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Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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Swine Flu Mother's Boot

The Swine Flu Toll for Pertia is now 17. 12 new cases have been discovered in the past two hours when it was announced that the toll was just five.">

The most recent cases are a 5 year old Prep student at Pertia Primary School, a 6 year old boy, an 8 year old girl, a 10 year old boy, a 14 year old boy at Pertia Secondary College, a 17 year old from Alimedes Catholic Secondary, a 1 year old baby boy and his mother and father, a 91 year old male elderly pensioner and a 21 year old mother of six.

The most recent case was a 21 year old mother of six who was sick while cooking spaghetti for the family and she kept coughing and sneezing in the food. Her children surrounded her as she was cooking but the father was at work during the time. She was sick enough to be rushed to hospital and tested positive against Swine Flu. She thinks she got the virus from her friend who had a newborn baby.

The 21 year old woman said "Life is really dispicable. This is a good opportunity for everyone to stay away from me and then I can stop getting so much hugs from my friends. What am I? A newborn scientist who gave birth to a new Flubber toy? Sorry but balls are testicles and tests are positive."

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