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Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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Foxer Knockers tried to disguise her abundanza from the Italian jury in a Victoris secreta bouldera holdera

Foxy Knoxy may be the most cutthroat of the 2009 Exchange students in Italia. But that is by far not the only contest involving alleged murderesses and study abroad broads. The Italian Institute of Big Breasted Assassins has named Amanda Knox the accused slasher with the sweetest titz of the year.

Judges from the IIBBA expressed appreciation for the skillful knife play, the orchestration of sex and throat cutting and the involvement of multiple sex partners. Dissenting evaluators noted disappointment in the sloppy deposition of DNA evidence on the stilleto handle and the careless tracking of the victim's blood throughout the crime scene.

Foxy Knoxy pulled out the trophy by displaying her breastesses throughout the arraignment and trial.The IIBBA judges expressed large amounts of enthusiasm for the big boobies display in crime scene films and court room videos. Head judge, Apprecianato DiMelones found the accuse killer's abundant rack to be the best boobies belonging to an alleged cutthroat in many an Italian crime season.

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