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Monday, 15 June 2009

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14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad

Iran - In one of the biggest upsets of this decade, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defeated the favorite to win Miss Iran, 14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad. Donald Trump is set to make a decision on whether or not Mahmoud will keep his crown.

Ahmadinejad was trailing in the polls leading up to the result show of the Miss Iran Beauty Pageant. Since the results have been announced, Iran has been in chaos and Annie Beautyface-Asadabad has declared her self the winner. Beautyface-Asadabad's supporters have gone to the streets in what have turned out to be violent protests.

Ahmadinejad wouldn't guarantee the safety of his 14 year old opponent stating "what happens, happens".

Donald Trump, the owner of every beauty pageant in the world, is set to make a decision on whether or not Ahmadinejad will keep his crown. "I know Ahmadinejad is a fantastic person, he really has spirit. But my decision in the end will be based off how much money I can make", he added "and I may say he can keep it, only to change my decision a few weeks later".

Beautyface-Asadabad has told FAIRLY UNBALANCED to spread the word to her supporters to continue their acts of civil disobedience.

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