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Sunday, 14 June 2009

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Terrible Spoof writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com, Spook38 today finally collapsed under intolerable pressure, as he tried to face up to a challenge from the legendary J-Man to write the most ridiculous headline ever seen on TheSpoof.com (I should get paid for this)

The TheSpoof.com writer had allegedly been drinking beer all day when suspected heart attack victim, Alan J-Man from New Mexico/Texas or somewhere in America posted a headline in the forum, effectively challenging Spoofers to 'Come And Have A Go'

Spook38 read this, and being utterly sozzled, decided to go for it.

Ergo:

Somebody named Adam Penis, today sensationally decided to donate his used Lambert to sexy Cher Bono, who despite all the plastic surgery can look half shaggable as she dances about in a state of semi undress on US Navy ships. But apparently son, Chastity is about to become Chas and grow a strangely suspicious penis. What she wanted with the Lambert in the first place is unclear.

Sadly, for Spoof website TheSpoof.com their writer was sectioned under the Menthol Health Act. Spook38 shares a cell in Broadmoor High Security Hospital with Jaggedone. It seems that there's a contract out on Monkey Woods.

As bizarre as this story may appear to be. It's all true.

More when the wind changes

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