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Sunday, 14 June 2009

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Ahmadinejad's hump was saved by the Republicant election thievery committee and Tuesday night poker club

Conservative and Fascist election theft have been all the rage in the twenty first century. Bush- Cheney thieved two, Mexico had one robbed red handedly and now even the holy Muslim nation of Iran is the scene of the crime. The progressive candidate Mousavi had all the polls leaning in his direction and the news of a large voter turn meant a certain defeat for the maniacal Ahmadinejad to all Iranian election experts.

That was until the white men in the dark suits from the US republican Party arrived. So anxious to just win something many of these operatives has been playing bingo, betting on the ponies and internet poker. When the call came to fix an election, they nearly pooped their panties.

After placing the Presidential tyrant and America hater back in power, tyhe Republicans called in their inevitable favors:

We will be the Iranian Republican Party from now on. Ahmadinejad will become RNC chairman and we get to fire Steele and Iran will do everything in its power to prevent Obama from establishing world peace.

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