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Topics: Sex, David Carradine

Friday, 12 June 2009

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Detail from the Bristol Palin tattoo Carradine's family jewels area

Phuket - (Silken Ropes Ass Mess): A Bangcock Coroner has ordered a re-enactment of David Carradine's hotel tool cupboard choking sex game after finding a tattoo of a naked, prepubescent Bristol Palin on the Kill Bill actor's private parts.

Volunteers queued all night outside the City Morgue for the chance to test the Pathologist's theory after expenses of $1,000 per head were promised on the Coroner's Court website.

One of the wannabe guinea-pigs is believed to be a Mr Monkey Woods, resident of Dudley, UK, who vanished from cyberspace around the time of the Hollywood actor's tragic demise.

Fellow website writers have been scouring Woods' usual favorite hideyholes despite a shedload of alternative evidence such as predilection for kinky rubber corsets, stockings and viles (sic) of Anal Nightrate.

Mrs Carradine is in line for a bumper life insurance payout.

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