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Friday, 12 June 2009

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Doubts were raised today regarding the authenticity of an article supposedly submitted by recently deceased rope wanker David Carradine to satirical website TheSpoof.com

The article contains references to the late actor's apparent accidental death in a Bangkok hotel room where he allegedly wanked himself beyond stupid using a rope.

"You could almost taste the vitriol in the article," a spokesman for the Spoof told us. "It purported to be from the late David Carradine and abused just about every writer registered with the site. In reality, we think it came from a deranged fan who took offence at articles posted on the site."

Coming in for particularly hateful comments by the poster were Queen Mudder, who in the article had a red hot poker stuffed up her arse while she gagged on Bargis Tryhol's cock, BuckwheatsButt, who was reported as being repeatedly butt raped by John Cougar Mellencamp, and Skoob1999 who was forced to eat human excrement with a knife and fork as he was urinated on by twenty Liverpool fans.

It is believed that the article was a hoax and an act of revenge designed to unsettle the people who took the piss out of Carradine's sad (but amusing) demise.

No more of this. Please.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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