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Friday, 12 June 2009

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The President's New Step-Aunt Does An African Dance

Malawi-- Aging rock star Madonna finalized her adoption of another African baby from the impoverished country of Malawi. Madonna was pleasantly surprised to discover her new daughter, Mercy, comes with a distinguished pedigree. The little girl is a niece of President Barack Obama. Mercy's deceased mother was also a daughter of Barack Obama Sr. The little girls full name is now Mercy Obama Yabba-dabba-do Ciconne.

The Obama connection wasn't a surprise to most people in Africa. Almost 600 million Africans are directly related to the 45th president. Barack Obama Sr. was very, very sociable. Mercy also has extra toes on her feet, just like the US leader.

Madonna says she is very happy with the adoption and her new connection to Barack Obama.

"I hope my new daughter also grows up to be either president of the US or the Prime Minister of the UK." said Madonna. "I guess the adoption makes me Obama's step-aunt!" she exclaimed.

"I'm so glad George Bush Sr. didn't have 600 million kids, too. I wonder what the world would be like if he did!" she wondered

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