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Monday, 5 July 2004

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"I'll fool those Judges!"

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) Slobodan Milosevic has developed a splitting headache after listening to hours of testimony about his alleged war crimes in Yugoslavia. "These horrible stories are enough to give any man a headache! I even ran out of aspirin," said Slobidan to Spoof Reporter, Morgan Truce.

Thousands of well-wishers sent the 62-year-old former Yugoslav president sack fulls of get-well cards. The majority of the cards were cheery-- urging Milosevic to "Get Well Soon So We Can Hang You!" and "Hope You're Feeling Better! (signed) The Firing Squad."

Milosevic took a phone call from Saddam Hussein late yesterday:

Slobidan: "Hey, Saddam... how's it hang.. uh… how's it going for you?"

Saddam: "Well, Slobidan things have been better, you know."

Slobidan: "You have to keep strong. Don't let them see any weakness. This headache thing seems to be working for me. Maybe they won't hang me after all!

Saddam: "I don't have a headache, but I do have one hell of a case of diarrhea from all those MRE's.

Slobidan: "That might work... I don't think they like to hang people that would leave such a mess on the scaffold."

Saddam: Okey Doakey Slobidan, I've go to go now, Bye"

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