THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) Slobodan Milosevic has developed a splitting headache after listening to hours of testimony about his alleged war crimes in Yugoslavia. "These horrible stories are enough to give any man a headache! I even ran out of aspirin," said Slobidan to Spoof Reporter, Morgan Truce.
Thousands of well-wishers sent the 62-year-old former Yugoslav president sack fulls of get-well cards. The majority of the cards were cheery-- urging Milosevic to "Get Well Soon So We Can Hang You!" and "Hope You're Feeling Better! (signed) The Firing Squad."
Milosevic took a phone call from Saddam Hussein late yesterday:
Slobidan: "Hey, Saddam... how's it hang.. uh… how's it going for you?"
Saddam: "Well, Slobidan things have been better, you know."
Slobidan: "You have to keep strong. Don't let them see any weakness. This headache thing seems to be working for me. Maybe they won't hang me after all!
Saddam: "I don't have a headache, but I do have one hell of a case of diarrhea from all those MRE's.
Slobidan: "That might work... I don't think they like to hang people that would leave such a mess on the scaffold."
Saddam: Okey Doakey Slobidan, I've go to go now, Bye"