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Wednesday, 10 June 2009

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Not Bill - Bill's dead.

There was controversy in a Bangkok wardrobe this week, when David Carradine, the former Kung Fu legend, was found dead in amongst his clothes at one of the city's top hotels.

Carradine, real name Bill, was staying at the 5-star Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel, when he was found by a chambermaid who was on her way to carry out room service - or any other service Bill would have wanted.

The tiny maid described how she discovered Bill, 72, with a cord wound tightly around his neck, throat and penis which he is thought to have tugged-on rather too vigorously at a crucial moment.

The sexy horny little chambermaid Kitty Sex told police "I want to love him long time but he dead already."

She was then arrested and removed from the scene. A policeman told us "She kill Bill."

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