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Topics: Holland, Weed

Sunday, 7 June 2009

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Weed. You Want Some?

A female bodybuilder from New Jersey was challenged to a fight last night in a weed smokers cafe in the Netherlands.

Dora Piebottom, 32, of Hackensack, New Jersey, who it must be admitted looks a bit like a bloke, with all the big muscles and stuff, something like Jimbo Gunn's avatar on www.theSpoof.com turned away from the bar and accidentally bumped into Spoof writer and diehard Eric Cantona fan JaggedOne.

JaggedOne reacted the way that cockneys usually do when rudely jostled, by inviting the bodybuilder outside for a fight.

Several cockneys in the cafe shouted "Leave it! Leave it! Leave it aht mah sahn!"

At which point JaggedOne realised that he'd just invited a woman out for a fight.

In fairness, JaggedOne didn't take the lady outside and batter her senseless. Being the gentleman that he is, he bought her a drink and engaged in some very cryptic conversation.

The female bodybuilder was last sighted wandering the streets in a state of confusion.

We'll bore you more as we get it.

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