An American man, reportedly the possessor of the world's largest penis went into hiding yesterday evening at 7:32 pm Mountain Time, blaming over exposure for his inability to cope.
The man, allegedly a close acquaintance of legendary Spoof writer BuckwheatsButt apparently called the Spoofer in an emotional exchange, resulting in the man going into hiding.
"He's just had enough," BuckwheatsButt told us. "It's a bit like the Susan Boyle thing, he's feeling overexposed and horribly vulnerable. I shouldn't say it, but sadly, satirical website www.thespoof.com are largely responsible for this. People just keep on cranking out stories about Bargis...sorry, my friend, and he's having difficulty coping. Some of the stories are good ones, some are so-so and others are absolute garbage.
"It's all just gotten to him. It's hard enough for him having such an outsized love-length. It's even worse when people make up spurious stories about it. Like Susan Boyle, he needs a refreshing break from all this attention, and a little pussy. His cat's name is Martha, and he's devoted to her. I just ask that people respect his privacy and give him a little space."
The man with the world's largest penis wast last seen renting a log cabin in Colorado. We wish him well.
With thanks to BuckwheatsButt for making it all possible.