Beleaguered British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, met up with US President Barack Obama this morning in a bid to consider future career options.
Both men's images have taken a serious battering recently, especially since Brown declared himself 'not bovvered' about what the British public think, and Obama for sucking up to the Arabs, who many Americans blame for all the ills in the world.
It is believed that both men are to call it a day with politics and sign up with film director Rob Reiner, who is to direct the Spoof.com's upcoming Star Trek movie, conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Spoof legend J-Man.
"This is a truly exciting proposition, a diversion from what I've been doing lately, but an opportunity to really show the world what I'm capable of," Obama said.
Brown did not issue a statement, but did enquire about how the expense system worked for jobbing actors.
It seems that the Klingon warlord will be played by an unknown, known as Jesus Budda, and that the love interest will be played by Madame Bitters, who fought off strong competition from the Queen Mudder for the role.
More Star Trekky turbulence as we get it.