London - (Sordid Ass Mess): Relatives of victims molested by Ronnie Raygun's 40 year rampage of Hollywood prepubescents remained poker-faced today with the announcement of the ultimate GOP/Dem freakshow, the Ronnie Raygun Centennial Commission Act.
Clutching lurid child molester cover-up artiste Nancy Reagan's clammy paw President Bollox O'Bummer beamed broadly as he signed up for the national etiolation of one of the most fetid perverts ever spawned in Uncle Sam's backyard.
"The only reason NATO top brass ever gagged all the cold war intelligence files is because Raygun also screwed Princess Margaret," a Victims Legal Group source commented today.
The brat Margaret bore daftass Ronnie became IRA hitman Peter Mandelson.
"All that Group Peter Townsend romance palaver was 100% establishment cover-up," the source added.
Nancy Reagan is certifiable.