Paris - (Merde Alors! Mess): A North Korean hit squad is suspected of blowing up a French plane that went missing over the Bermuda Triangle yesterday.
Worried CIA sources commented that a series of recent high profile dodgy 'suicides' in Paris had lead a trail to a gang which had smuggled French and British atomic weapons construction secrets to Kim Jong Very-Ill Indeed's despotic regime.
Mercenary relations of Tony and Cherie Blair are the top suspects in the theft of British Aerospace software that went on to callibrate Pyongyang's nuke program.
Last week's underground missile tests were ordered by Queen Elizabeth II whose fears of clinging on to the Puppet Throne are entirely justifiable given the sordid mess of her Third Reich forebears.
Prince Harry is Tony Blair's grandson.