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Topics: Cannabis

Monday, 1 June 2009

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Don't Drown In The Bong!

Los Angeles CA-- Pot smokers along the Pacific Coast turned the world's biggest ocean into the world's biggest bong. Millions of people lined up from Tierra del Fuego to the Aleutian Islands and all Asian and Australian coastlines. Everyone dipped their bongs into the Pacific at exactly 4:20 GMT and the partying began.

President Obama recently declared June 1st 'National Bong Day'. The Pacific event was the idea of a stoner surfer in Los Angeles, who had nothing better to do.

"Yeah, I guess, you know, it's like you said. You know." said surfer Charlie Tuna. He appeared dazed and confused as he stared at the Malibu surf.

"Yeah, I think I remember thinking it up. I don't know, I guess I forgot what we were talking about!" he mumbled. He went into the surf with his bong at 4:20 GMT and drowned.

Organized plan a similar event next year for other coastlines, if anyone remembers.

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