Rio de Janeiro - (Merde Alors! Mess): An explosive temporal anomaly over the Atlantic's notorious Bermuda Fryangle sector is being swept by emergency Pentagon surveillance satellites following the disappearance of a French passenger jet today.
The Airbus 330-200 was enroute to Paris from Brazil, carrying 228 passengers and crew as well as a full 111,000 kg tank of fuel when radar monitoring "went beserk".
A Pentagon source refused to comment on reports that a newly installed International Space Station 'Eye in the Sky' was scanning potential vanishing points in the waters off Nassau.
The area has recently been replete with UFO sightings following unusual seismic activity in North Korea's Pyonyang nuclear silo sectors which are reckoned to be connected to Bermuda's treacherous water feature by a hostile cosmic faultline.
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