Ban Kim-Moon, great secretary of United Nations (of fools) has declared that, as of today, the years of sanctions on Iran is no more. After North Korean conducted a series of nuclear test yesterday, Iran begun building its acre long cucumber farm and declared that it will only produce vegetables of mass consumption.
"We fear, that the cucumber price will catch up with oil. And so we will try to counter with this (cucumber farm)".
Dozens of enriched nuclear uranium was used to genetically enhance the cucumbers, making them 70 times larger than normal.
A family near Tehran shared with us that 1 cucumber was enough to feed the family for 6 months and constantly supply his wife, daughters and grand daughters with "traditional" dildo.
"It was very economic and pleasureable! I finally have bought the iPhone, which cost around USD25000 here. The president have my thanks".