Written by Hans Jerkov
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Sunday, 31 May 2009

Apparently, a man in New Orleans was found dead by watching TV. Michael Assfock, a 32-year old bastard, was found dead on his couch by his dog, Orlando when Orlando decided to google "twitter" on Assfock's personal computer. "Pienso que fue la televisión. Estoy seguro aunque tenga un cuchillo ¡El es un bastardo que jode y yo lo odio. Va lo jode que usted jode. Le jode!", stressed Orlando. Assfock, which is known by his amazing ability to have intercourse with dogs, has finally succumbed to death following the protest that was made 3 days ago after Assfock had an intercourse with an underage bullshit. Following his death, million of bullshits (ed. Shiht-zu and Bulldog crossbred) are gathering around his trailer while singing Bahamen's "Who Let The Dog's Out" as a tribute to Assfock. Sheila, an underage Rottweiler stated that Assfock will be missed because he is good in bed and always carries a 20 inch "gun" which, in coincidence, is dogs favorite length.

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