Taliban strongholds are now being systematically destroyed by the Pakistan army, airforce and a crack regiment of "SS Maggot Special Combat Troops."
Pakistan has attempted to bomb the shit out of the bastards, but ultimately, achieved sweet fuck all. Now the Pakistan government has decided to send its most evil force into the area and suck the mother-fucker Taliban's blood dry until they surrender with impunity!
Pussy maggots have often, very effectively, been used in terrorist war activities, Koreans, Vietnamese and Cambodians certainly stiffed the Yanks with them. A particular strain of super - sucking maggots has been developed since soldiers in the trenches in World War 1 realised that maggots could infiltrate their underpants, gangrine feet, intestines, anal passages, etc, causing horrendous morality deficiencies amongst the troops, resulting in rapid surrender!
Pakistan have been developing, parallel to their useless nuclear programmes, a particular, slimy, power-sucking, attracted to Taliban turbans, wicked version of the maggot warmachines and has dispatched 10 million into the battlezones.
TV pictures of filthy Taliban warriors running for the mountains, scratching their balls and rapidly discarding their turbins have proven how successful maggot army warfare has been!
The Pakistan government hope to have the maggots ethnically cleanse the area within the next 2 weeks, putting an end to Taliban hostilities and intrusions.
One unfortunate side effect of "Maggot" warfare is that the fucking maggots cannot differentiate between Taliban warriors and civilians living in the area. The clever Pakistani authorities are waiting in the wings with maggot extermination teams to rid the area of any future maggot blood sucking side-effects. Hence a glorious, whiter than white campaign and if any civilians should be blood - sucked during hostilities, bad fucking luck!