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Thursday, 28 May 2009

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From the crime scene today...

Paris, France - (Pont d'Alma Mater Mess): First it was slinky model Katoucha Niane, fished out from the River Seine after a public slanging match about the size of Carla Bruni's ass.

Then last week Spiderman-3 actress Lucy Gordon's lifeless body was found hanged in a 10th arondissement apartment, the motive still a mystery.

Today French President Nicholas Sarkozy vehemently denied any connection whatsoever with the horrific murder of Kinga Legg whose battered corpse was discoverd in a Hotel Bristol Palin suite this morning.

Media reports have gone overboard stressing how the Hotel is Sarkozy's favorite locale for schmoozing foreign visiting dignitaries and Tony Blair.

Is Carla Bruni really a modern Madame Borel?

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