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Topics: Sarkozy, lucy gordon

Thursday, 21 May 2009

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Carla 'Spider Woman' Bruni-Sarkozy is no Black Widow, OK?

Paris - (Pont d'Alma Mater Mess): "Merde alors! Incroyable, imbecile!"

That was the reassuring view of Paris police this week as the bombshell of Spiderman 3 actress Lucy Gordon's suicide galvanised the French conspiracy theory industry into rooting out hypothetic links to the March 2008 accidental drowning of top Parisian model Katoucha Niane.

But as reported by me last year an ominous omerta-like silence hangs over the whole sordid business.

Gordon, like Niane, was rumored to have been top of Carla Bruni Sarkozy's hate list after pictures of her saggy, be-cellulited ass were posted on the internet by a mystery woman from Paris's 10th arrondissement.

Officially, France has never had its very own Lady Macbeth...

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