Stone Henge, England - Archeologists have just announced the exciting discovery of a new breed of people from the Stone Ages, previously unknown.
During a 36 hour excavation, to the core of the earth, diggers uncovered fascinating rock drawings on the walls of buried caves.
What was found was a series of childish drawings depicting humans with fake breasts, snorting cocaine and ugly divorce battles. One picture looked amazingly like Heather Mills - it was a carved outline of a woman with one leg getting married to a rich pop star. The drawing depicted crowds of people watching the ceremony throwing what looked uncannily like spoilt fruit at the bride. The bride had dollar signs in her eyes and human excrement coming out of her mouth.
Another drawing depicted a very pale man without a nose, surrounded by young boys and a monkey. The man appeared to be doing a strange dance, much like The Moonwalk.
Scientists and geologists are extremely excited about the find and are excavating deeper in the hope of finding a human skeleton, and perhaps even a gram of cocaine to reward them for their efforts.